Jeff Goldblum, is that you? Because that’s the voice I read your comment in.

“Look honey, here come the wheels of death.”

The difference in cabin damage I expected based on that first picture is, uh, vastly exceeded by the reveal in the second.

Lord Palmerston vs Pitt the Elder

Good for you having the guts to do this, but you might as well try to convince an Evangelical that God doesn't exist. It's based on faith, not facts.

OK. I have definitely been around this site too long. The comedy is rubbing off on me.

In Russia, you don’t fall on concrete; concrete fall on you. 

Codesky brownsky.... or something.

Day 3: I tried the buffet shrimp but the risk was low. Now I can’t stop pooping. Is this how I die? Please Jesus not like this.

It also has a clock to tell you when the toaster strudels are done

I’m against limiting wages for labor of any form. This doesn’t do anything to help the sport. Lewis Hamilton is never going to sign with Haas, whether they can pay him $50 million or $500,000. They pay for the name for marketing, George Russell makes peanuts (for an F1 driver) and brings huge speed, ditto Leclerc,…

Pre-funding pensions for 75 years is not even close to “sound fiscal policy.” It’s an absolutely insane and asinine rule that no other entity, public or private, has to deal with. It’s a recent rule created by Republicans purely so they can make disengenuous bad faith arguments that the USPS is losing money and should…

More government organizations should be run that way. “We’ll figure out how to get the money later” is not sound fiscal policy, particularly for a pension with set benefits.

OR see If Aarin Sarpee has any criminal offenses that someone, say a cop, might threaten to expose to the public or turn Into a more serious crime.

I think, at least, in the last few episodes he has been injured and is maybe going insane. Or he is drinking to try to forget that hair cut he has

This reads more as a pitch to never buy a Rover vs. a reason to buy the extended.

Honestly, how many Land Rover owners even own their car longer than the standard warranty? 5%? 10%?

But guys, we are just months away from full self driving!  

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk

This is why people should look into prenups before getting married.