Tesla: “We’re closing our dealers. We’re going 100% online, because modern electric rocket company.”

Something, something every time he played the Packers.

opened comments for this, left satisfied.

Where’s your market research showing that?

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Over the last nearly 20 years, my mother has owned only two vehicles, both brand new Lexus vehicles (Lexi?). The one thing she loves the most (besides the reliability) is the service/dealer experience. Mercedes dealer? Salesman saw my mother was a black woman and opened his pitch with a 10 (ten!) year finance package,…

No lie, this series got me into watching F1.  Watched the Australian GP live, and Im on EST. 

He’s 3/5ths the outfielder that Brett Gardner is!

Look, it’s fine to laugh at the artistic execution here, but we can all agree that if you’re going to get a tattoo of dice, a sum total of 4 is definitely the number you want to go with.  It just says “winning.”

If I were the artist and he wanted his own name, it’d be very hard for me to not tattoo “Bonzo Lol”.

NCAA players are forced to wear at least 10 pieces of flair at all times. Of course, more than 10 pieces are encouraged. 

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

 Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel:  “Rather than flair up at his coach, he looked inward.”

“I’M SO VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU!  YOUR SOUL IS DELICIOUS!”

“I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!”

Private entities reserve the right to police their private forums in any way, shape, or form, they are comfortably with doing so from a business standpoint.

The problem with the Cupra badge is it appears they’re trying to sell me a gaming PC from 2008.

Point of order: UCLA is a much better undergrad school than USC, except maybe in film.