This is the guaranteed winner of the contest I just made up. Nice work!

They also removed their Google+ post.

Yes. Yes it is.

Your state may offer enhanced drivers licenses that allow crossing via car or boat to Canada, Mexico, and parts of the Caribbean. Less expensive than a passport.

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Dogs hump dogs. It’s part of their behavior. They do it to establish a social pecking order.

Jason,

“Look, technically she’s not even an owner of the Cubs”

That’s a hell of a way to apply for a job at Fox News. 

Ugh, where to begin? It’s the “me first” mentality of really not thinking about anything else on the road.

The district had to fire 90+ teachers after the state did mandatory testing on the teachers. It was nuts. The whole state lost a fuck ton of teachers. They did testing on general education type stuff, but teachers were fired for failing portions of the test that they don't event teach ( like art teachers failing math…

“This terrifying black man threatened me with violence! I feared for my life!”--definitely something that should always be believed uncritically

These are the second-best days of Bryan Adams’s life.

Can I just say this is one of the best threads I’ve read in a while.

I expected a more technical display from the wrestling parents. 

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

I’m sure Uncle Jon is going to be red-faced with embarrassment. 

Counterpoint: Skiing is great, but your take is bad and you should feel bad. (Also, skiing in North Carolina is the gas station sushi of skiing.)

I’m more upset about the twist at the beginning of the movie, where it turns out this isn’t a Firefly movie.