Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

The pickup truck market has completely lost it’s mind. Driving my 1999 F-150, I feel like I’m in an MG.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

I told those fucking hillbillies that any water that wasn’t sourced from a natural spring in the Scottish Highlands, triple filtered by boiling it with a laser beam (that’s right motherfucker, I said a LASER BEAM LIKE THE PEW PEW KIND) and chilled to an absolute perfect 39.6 degrees Fahrenheit wasn’t good enough for…

If it’s any consolation, the last two twisters I saw, there were no sirens. They form fast, they’re hard as hell to predict, and most of them are small and only hold for a couple minutes. They do largely hit areas with less dense populations, too.

I grew up in St. Louis, with the knowledge that if the New Madrid fault ever *really* let go again like it did in 1811(?), there’d be a lot more stuff that got screwed over by a roughly level 8 magnitude quake.

Update: 4.8 aftershock, moose tipped over.

7.0 is a big eq but I wouldn’t call it huge. I’m not surprised that highway was damaged. Given the location, I suspect liquefaction. 

Literally tens of dollars of property damage has been caused.

Agree... Sinclair’s sins are on a whole other level than the others.

I forget where I first read this but Judaism take on Homosexuality:

Yeah, after much consideration (nearly seven seconds), as Fox News was not on the list, my vote has to go to Sinclair as well.

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

Because I can’t laugh at her effectively without knowing her thoroughly.

You must not read a lot.

I’m one that believes that all men who reveal the t-shirts under their button ups are in need of medical attention. There is a reason why they created V-neck t-shirts.

I gotta admit I admire the fuck out of the Sentinelese peoples commitment to killing outsiders with bows and arrows.

I didn’t even get into the fact that wearing a crew necked t-shirt under a button up is also a major faux pas.

“how the fuck is [Enter Administration Official Name Here] not in jail for his involvement in the [Enter Relevant Scandal, Crime or Unconstitutional Fuckery Here] travesty?”

brb, getting popcorn for all the arguments about why they can’t raise the bridge.