Close enough, they said.

Turn the GM plants into Mazda plants, and build the Mazda 3 in those plants.

Wow - sorry Cowboys and Bengals - you snooze, you lose! 

How do you stop Honda from copying an Audi design? Should Audi just halt production as soon as Honda unveils a car with similar profile?

JA IST CUTE AND FUNNY. BRAKE PEDAL IS PAUSE SYMBOL.

May I submit for consideration, “Pestilencians”?

I think human beings are complex. I think human beings will say things that they regret, and I think human beings will do things that they aren’t proud of. I think society influences human beings and I think that that influence will often cause other human beings to judge others based on one the one or two actions…

It would be classy if some of the team knelt in remembrance

I mean, to be fair, it is possible to both love your hometown, and hate a parent who happens to still live there. I love my hometown, I hate my father. If my hometown started to burn to the ground, I’d encourage all of my family and friends to donate money to the cause, while also paying no attention to my father and…

This little Rodgers had most beef, this little Rodgers had Munn....

If you find out that a man you know has beaten his partner this badly, I’m going to tell you something right now.

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Hass is a type of avocado. It looks like he’s bent over to take a HassAnally.

WHAT could be MORE 80's than doing a song for coke money?!?

Samantha Fox, I remember her...but not for her songs.  

Look, man....I understand that you might be feeling a little nostalgic about 80's pop now that you’re a little older. I’m right there with you.

You’ve heard of Twitter.

What it looks like, is a lifted Flex.

Sean Payton is a Saint!

SEATAC SUCKS! My wife got to the airport 3 hours before her flight, went straight to security and STILL missed her flight out. Had to sleep in the terminal. It took me 3.5 hours to get through security last time I was there. TSA has screwed up more airports than they have found knives!  And there aren’t THAT many…