“Never Settle For the Browns” is also Pepto-Bismol’s new marketing slogan.

I’m Jason. Here’s a pic.

Except that this ad wasn’t for any candidate running for office. This was Trump doing a commercial. This is easy to win against in a lawsuit. Great google search, but you’re clearly not a lawyer familiar with this application of law. NBC did have a choice in the matter. They chose to be complicit in racism. 

I think he ran the concession stand in week 3 and successfully kept Jameis Winston away from the crab legs.

Libertad, égalitad, fraternitad!

Attempted? Sounds like failure to execute

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

This story is not at all funny. That said, during his saga I wonder how many people he told that he went to Cornell?

BLOODY SOCKS CANNOT MELT STEEL BEAMS!!1! BENGHAZI!!1!

It’s one thing to prefer women who don’t wear makeup. That part’s fine.

They’re not afraid of Curt Schilling; they’re afraid of all the process servers trying to flood the field when he’s attempting to pitch.

Only 18 people liked his tweet lol

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Came straight to the comments for poop jokes, leaving satisfied (and lighter).

To alleviate constipation, maybe?

WHY WOULD YOU SQUEEZE THE SHIT OUT OF A TODDLER?????

squeeze the shit out of it like a toddler

I just hope Bill Plaschke was watching. How do like that, Bill? You dumb racist piece of shit.

As he’s being officially charged with “simple assault”, I would think that assault is perfectly adequate to describe his actions.

What the fuck? Why is that a thing??