You never stipulated I had to be able to afford it -

Same story here but college. Oh, and in Mars Red.

Oh yea, gotta stay with that green.

A bit lower on the front end, and a fresh paint job IN THE SAME COLOR would make this car saucy.

Are we supposed to not like voicemail?

What if I placed my order for an Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon but the dealer says it won’t be ready until 6 weeks after the initial estimate, but they offer me a Wagon Queen Family Truckster?

Stop trying to pivot to video. No one likes video.

the interior of VW’s van is a tastefully appointed living space.

Scroll.

I love this comment so much, I can’t wait to piss all over it.

Jesus, I have seen smaller collars on R Kelly’s girlfriends.

The player will have to be determined to have made a “socially conscious move” while in the action of kneeling.

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

I agree that their relevance has long since sailed, but if they’re gonna have them, pay them fair wages and treat them like human beings.

I wonder what the Knicks are up to.

Post and reply combo of the month.

*Alfa