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I happen to live around the corner from the Burbank Whole Foods. I would gather 90% of my celebrity sightings have been there. I will never forget seeing Colin Farrell reading the labels to figure out which dish soap to buy.

Yes, a friend used to he a personal assistant to a bigshot, and he did all his own cooking, laundry and other things, not because he was normal, but because he was a paranoid germaphobe who felt he didnt deserve his success and everyone was out to get him. No, it wasn’t mark wahlberg

I always imagine there are certain household things - cooking, in particular - that celebrities are going to actually enjoy because they’ll find it relatively relaxing. They don’t have to worry about paparazzi or publicists or agents or whatever; they can wear a bum-ass T-shirt and sweats and try that pasta carbonara

Yeah, most of them spent at least some part of their lives being regular schmoes. Now they’re former schmoes with lots of money and free time.

You can walk butt booty ass nekkid in San Francisco.....I’ve seen things...mannnnn.....in other words, the perfect place for this experiment with the answer being filed under "undeterminable."

I get that used to get that with driving, usually (for some reason) caffeinated with a hangover. I’d be driving along when suddenly it would get real. I once couldn’t change lanes for like 25 miles because I was absolutely terrified to do so.

Got a stuffed crust pizza from Little Caesars the other day. It was better cold than hot (not that it was bad hot). I think the reason for it was that it had better structural integrity when the stuffed cheese was solid.

Everyday yips happen to me fairly often. One just last week. I drink a cup of tea every morning before walking the dog. Been doing it for years. I use tea bags without strings, so I grab it out using my kitchen tweezers that hang on a hook on the fridge. (What? You don’t have kitchen tweezers? Weird.)

Literally eating cold pizza (square-cut, at that) while reading this Funbag and this comment, so agreed.

This whole thing feels like an attack on my childhood.

I had kids at 27 and 29, so kind of in the middle of the window you mentioned. Got some early 20s party time, and now when I’m 40 my kids will be double digits. When I’m 50, they’ll be old enough to drink and I’ll still be young-ish enough to hang with them. By no means is my way the “right” way to have kids, but

“I spend every waking hour in a crouch, kneel, or flat out prone position. It’s killing me.”

these are supposed to be despicable people doing despicable things

Which makes this the greatest episode so far to me. Most of us watch to laugh at bad people being bad people. But due to it’s irreverent nature, the show has been inadvertently catering to terrible people who don’t understand satire for over a decade. Now that segment of the fanbase has been sucker punched with a

I didn’t dislike this episode, really, as I laughed a good amount but I would be lying if I said that the idea of a legit “home alone” scenario where Charlie is fighting off intruders had me way more excited than what we got. Once I saw the title I was hoping this would be a McPoyle’s episode with them trying to break

If the audience can’t trust these guys after 13 seasons, they never will. 

According to an interview on another site, the whole episode came about because of the overwhelming support from gay fans when Mac came out.

They toyed with the idea of treating Mac’s dance number as a joke but in the end decided to tackle it in a more serious manner. If they had treated it like a joke, they probably

I dunno...Mac might be a terrible person, but his internalized homophobia (hell, his whole ultra-masculine persona) has always had this weirdly tragic edge to it. Like, on the surface Mac comes across as a shallow, douchey, gym-rat bro who tries to be a “badass” and a “tough guy”...but after a while, it became sadder

So I’m watching it, thinking the writing is maybe a tiny bit improved from the past couple of episodes, still feeling like I’m watching 1/4th of a real Sunny episode with Dennis “out of frame” and Charlie and Dee given one line each.

I have to agree. I wonder if it would have made a difference if they had done it as an hour-long episode and cut back and forth between Charlie and the rest of the gang’s storylines instead.  It might have been easier to take Charlie's story in small bits.