Let’s see if I can still comment on zombie Deadspin...

The bride’s seamstress clearly hated her based on how thar dress fits.

I actually have to go to one of these weddings next summer. My English co-worker is taking me as his plus one to his sister’s posh castle wedding. I basically have to dress like I’m attending a royal wedding in the morning and a white tie gala at night. 2 fucking outfits and one has to include a hat. My co-worker was…

“Stick to Sports” and sacrificing the commentariat experience for burdensome ads is just straight-up misunderstanding the business you are ostensibly managing.  

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

What can I, as a reader, do to support you guys? You already have my click on every single Deadspin article, should I just share on Twitter/Facebook/whatever? Does commenting help? Should I keep opening and closing the same article?

HURRRRRR I’M CONFUSED THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY MONEY HURRRRRR

This will age well. That bride will have to defend these pictures until her brother leaves her for the thick cousin on the left. 

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

This pic urks me so much. For info. This Marine is a 4 year LCpl. For laymen, that means more than likely, that he was either promoted to Cpl and got busted, or he’s never been promoted past LCpl. It also means that he’s probably not a very good Marine in anyway. Either way, the Corps is likely to very shortly be…

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

that is Very Fancy thank you for asking

I once overhead two young women discussing a wedding outfit, which was described as “Vanna White fancy.” Would you file “Vanna White fancy” under “Very Fancy” or “Just Look Nice?” Personally, I think Vanna White is “Very Fancy.” 

Caity still hasn’t taken a dump since that fateful day.

This is a true classic article. I still site it whenever I find myself in conversation about Fridays or all you can eat specials. 

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is when people refer to actors by the name of their most popular TV/movie character (e.g. calling Glenn Howerton Dennis Reynolds in conversation or online).