Don't Judge Me I Swear I'm Nice
boycunt
10/29/19
2:52 PM
6

The bride’s seamstress clearly hated her based on how thar dress fits. Read more

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10/29/19
2:36 PM
8

This is the theme of late capitalism, isn’t it. Min-max everything for short term (human lifecycle) profit, lobby to keep your ill-gotten gains, fuck the small people. 

10/29/19
2:30 PM
8

I actually have to go to one of these weddings next summer. My English co-worker is taking me as his plus one to his sister’s posh castle wedding. I basically have to dress like I’m attending a royal wedding in the morning and a white tie gala at night. 2 fucking outfits and one has to include a hat. My co-worker was Read more

10/29/19
1:58 PM
13

But some asshole figured out how to make money off of destroying nice things, and more greedy assholes said “That looks like a great idea!”

10/29/19
12:02 PM
20

“Stick to Sports” and sacrificing the commentariat experience for burdensome ads is just straight-up misunderstanding the business you are ostensibly managing.  

10/29/19
11:58 AM
352

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

10/29/19
11:57 AM
18

What can I, as a reader, do to support you guys? You already have my click on every single Deadspin article, should I just share on Twitter/Facebook/whatever? Does commenting help? Should I keep opening and closing the same article?

10/29/19
11:43 AM
23

HURRRRRR I’M CONFUSED THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY MONEY HURRRRRR

10/29/19
11:39 AM
54

No, because Just Look Nice implies no jeans, but we had plenty of jeans. We also had a pair of lederhosen. Everybody had a good time. 

10/29/19
11:38 AM
19

This will age well. That bride will have to defend these pictures until her brother leaves her for the thick cousin on the left. 

10/29/19
11:35 AM
98

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and Read more

10/29/19
11:33 AM
61

I wouldn’t exactly call it a dress code, but our wedding invitations said “Wear something that makes you feel good” and it worked out A-OK.

10/29/19
11:32 AM
39

I once overhead two young women discussing a wedding outfit, which was described as “Vanna White fancy.” Would you file “Vanna White fancy” under “Very Fancy” or “Just Look Nice?” Personally, I think Vanna White is “Very Fancy.”