Thanks! Yeah, this sounds like a weird fetish thing for him. Not to mention the uncontrollable screaming fits (although I’d flip my shit,pardon the pun) if a diaper exploded all over me. And was I reading this correctly? He didn’t even come to have dinner? He didn’t come up until the pie was on the table? This dude is…

Imagine those other guys? You completely ruined their night, then totally turned it back into the greatest night ever when you inexplicably left.

That’s the thing about the True Believer Trumpers; there’s literally no one out there they would side with over Trump. And not just in elections; if somebody publicly disparages him, his followers will immediately cut all previous affiliations they may have had with them and make them persona non grata. It’s some…

I’m guessing he let out a similar shriek of alarm when the diaper exploded, to when she surprised him on her shitter. She realized who he was from his cowardly scream.

I have no idea why this loser husband would take a shit at someone else’s house occupied or unoccupied.  Use your own goddamn toilet!  The wife probably knew he was shifty as fuck and thus dumped him.  

This reminds me of when Justin Timberlake released a song called “Take Back the Night” and had no idea that the term had been around long before him and it had to do with sexual assault.

It wasn’t even dry humping! He dragged her behind a dumpster and fingered her with such force she ended up with abrasions and bruising of her genitals. They’re saying it’s “outercourse,” which isn’t even a thing, because he was fully clothed while doing it.  So fucking maddening!

So, using his strategy, I can go chop off Turners’ penis, and then after I’m convicted of assault, I can argue in front of an appellate court that I should be exonerated because I only meant to shave his pubes. It’s not my fault he struggled and the straight razor slipped....

If you watch the video of his release where he purposely slams the door open to waiting reporters (something you don’t see much in U.S. coverage where they talk over the sound, so it largely went unnoticed) you can see he learned nothing in jail and expresses not one iota of remorse. Just in that one action, you can…

“Your honor, he left his socks on so that clearly isn’t rape-rape.”

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

This is a BRILLIANT argument and I’d like to use it, because I’ve needed something to argue that point with for a while now.  My assault was like Emily Doe’s - it wasn’t PIV penetration, it was oral and digital penetration.  I’ve actually had people tell me that it “isn’t the same as real rape” and “at least it wasn’t…

Back when this happened I ended up in ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD AND GROSS CONVERSATIONS EVER with someone who was cautiously taking the stance that fingering “isn’t as bad as real rape”, by which of course they meant penis-in-vagina/anus. We slowly parsed this out, and I eventually got them to acknowledge that if a…

I hope it produces one of those opinions that is dripping with contempt, but yet professional and legally correct.

“Your Honor, while my client is alleged to have penetrated and placed debris in an unconscious woman, in his defense, it’s not like his dick was in her. So it doesn’t count as real rape. “

So he carried her behind a dumpster for dry humping? Christ, these people are shameless. Turner also allegedly sent pics of her breasts to some of his friends; so much for the keeping clothes on part.

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

Of for fucks sake. Just put this fool in jail forever already. “I was only kind of trying to rape her” Is not an acceptable legal defense. it’s absolutely appalling, utterly dumb, and offensive to victims of sexual assault.

Forbes has become the People magazine of financial matters. Meaning, it’s a “friend to the stars.”

The only self-made Kardashian is Kanye.