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So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

Agreed. It’s less of a dress than a bedspread.

More likely scenario is there are dozens of property brothers, it’s the only way you can explain how they can be on so many shows all at once. Same goes for Gordon Ramsey.  

I refuse to believe The Property Brothers are seriously dating/ married to anyone but each other.

There’s only one property brother. He’s just jumping back and forth very quickly. 

Hemsworth should be happy hes done with her. She is a plane crash into a car accident causing a trainwreck.

So uh, it sure kinda seems like you are borderline making light of Liam getting completely shit on by someone while seemingly excusing said shitty behavior. Weird. 

Do you think Liam was duped, a pawn in her game, or do you think he’s in on it?

Let us not forget the OG of the blindsided breakup - my nemesis (he knows what he did) Phil Collins who dumped his wife via fax.

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

In all honesty adults don’t really need it either, or at least they don’t need the super intense skincare routines that involve millions of products. I mean people do it for fun, which is perfectly fine, but your skin really only needs a good cleanser, moisturizer, and the occasional exfoliation. Everything else is…

Forget shapewear, when are the Kardashians going to start a wig line? Is it just not being able to bring the price point down to meet the expectations of their customer base? Because I’m reliably impressed by how great their wigs look. (Not the extensions, which they seemed to have moved away from in recent years…

Her beauty may not have been considered on trend. But there can be no argument that it wasn't classic.

Unless I missed it, there is no mention of the fact that she injured her knee so badly that her leg had to be amputated and despite that she soldiered on. I have had an interest in her for years since learning that her tours brought her to places like the Fulton Opera House in Lancaster PA.

Jamie Spears was abusive to his grand children. He wasn’t gravely ill enough to stop him from breaking a door down. He doesn’t get to see them for three years because there is a restraining order.

Well, he did (allegedly) bust down a door and assault one of his grandkids so sick or not, it might be okay for him to not see them for three years. 

There are some leaked court/medical documents on Twitter that say that Britney Spears has dementia and that’s how Jamie Spears was able to get the conservatorship. 

Just and Andy Warhol predicted “In the future, everyone will be Britney Spears temporary conservator for 3 months”.