And, they both have flawless hair. Apparently some folk are immune to helmet-head.

On Grand Exuma Island, 30-50 feral hogs are attacked by you 

Now that I think about it, they actually had to try hard to not make the conversation about sexuality after the ‘Closer’ video which had Trent strung up like meat and Kurt’s sort of performatively casual cross dressing.

You’re joking here but wild pigs can indeed be dangerous. If someone got between a sow and her piglets, they’d regret it.

They’ll be back, invasive species that they are. The pigs, too.

Also, if I’m Smartwater, I’m making sure they take our name off this shitshow pronto.

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

“Smart Water: The Official Water of Motorcycle Accidents”

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

And to build on my comment a little bit—people definitely talked about Trent Reznor’s look in 1989/91, and it was absolutely understood to be a choice on his part that was in part a reaction to the prevailing pop/new wave sensibilities of the time, in the same way that people talked about Kurt Cobain and his look.

And now we’ve got a new idea for another Sharknado!!

Can you imagine some adventurous person in a boat tying up to your floating slumber party and turning it into a towable?

Somebody finally read about Huckleberry Finn and got carried away.

“Door Dash for bears.”  Laughed out loud at that one.  Blaine Capatch is one of the funniest people on the planet.

Yeah, this is such a great idea for people in Colorado. Just climb inside with some friends and hot box while floating down the river. Awaken from that little nap and voila mind blown you’re somewhere totally different!

Most of these companies just find old mattresses on the side of the road and spray them off in a car wash and send them out. 

my ex-wife’s uncle.  we still laugh about this.

“ it makes me wish I was rich just so I could buy a Ferrari and troll their delicate sensibilities.”

Toyota makes durable, efficient trucks, but I would not want to be associated with those “nasty-ass” mass murderers who call themselves ISIS.