I’m sure she has “NO REGRATS”

She looks like what would happen if Lil Wayne ejaculated on a racist bag of flour. 

I think she just has a lower than average amount of blood, and it just takes less for her to get smashed.

This is practically a bat signal for Maroon 5 to swoop in and “save” the day.  And somewhere in a flat in London, Ed Sheeran’s ginger sense is tingling.

I think that WaPo article should be required reading for everyone.

LOL @ Goop talking about being put in a box

Okay, but stepping on a scale isn’t every woman’s nightmare. The possibility of seeing a certain number on a scale isn’t every woman’s nightmare.

There is so much wrong here... Why do people with little to no medical/health education feel they’re the best people tell us what we should be doing with our bodies? It just happens all.the.bloody.time. I’m so sick of it. And it’s not just fluff that is stupid but doesn’t really impact people. It’s stupid ideas like…

I’m not the only one imagining a tractor pull am I?

“What are you in for?”

I recognize that this is discussing a very important issue (so no, I’m not taking it lightly at all), but I’m glad I’m not the only one who did a double take upon quickly glancing over the title and thought “’Doctor Who Claims Medical Abortions Can Be Reversed’? Well of course he/she does they’re a time lord. But why…

Doctor Who said what now?

Horrible story, but I definitely read the title too quickly and thought this was an article about ‘Doctor Who’. I’m glad the Doctor’s credentials are not suspect. Sorry, I’ll go back to io9 now.

Not a dong-haver, but this is the correct take. Can we also do side-by-sides with how John Hamm sits? Cos if I remember correctly, he’s known to have an actual big ‘un, and if he can sit without straddling the chair, I think junior can handle it.

Okay, I get why these things are held publicly and why the fighters need to be visible (part publicity part “you only believe what you see”) but why in the fuck do we have to use a doctor’s scale from the 1920's with the sad ass UFC shower curtain? Part of the pain of the whole process was watching Doctor Thumbs M.D.…

“It’s 528 Hz, which is the frequency of love.”

I’m really, really curious to hear the opinions of both an adult who’s never seen the original and a child who’s never seen the original. I just can’t imagine that this movie works without both facial expressions and prior knowledge of the og’s sense of fun and theatricality. Such a weird concept right from the get-go.

the memory of our whole city mourning/celebrating him in purple, the bridge lights, clothes, windows covered in cloth, the ribbons on everyone’s cars for weeks...it all still brings a lump to my throat. It was such a beautiful community tribute.

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.