Slightly on topic, my brother’s friend’s girlfriend was thrown out of Hooters for having a too-short skirt.

Oh, fuck this “manifesting” shit. A guy I used to know claimed that I “manifested” being raped.

Fuck her. Antidepressants are keeping me alive.

I wonder what breed this dog is. It does look like a bleached fox. But cute, in the way that dogs are.

Can you iron a couch?

I can’t get over how DELIGHTED she looks in the mugshot. It’s like this is the best night of her life.

Someday someone will make inexpensive gummies without gelatine. How hard could it be?

Someday someone will make inexpensive gummies without gelatine. How hard could it be?

The accompanying cartoon is perfect. :-)

And Hawkeye’s good boy Lucky (or as he calls himself, Pizza Dog).

And there’s Hawkeye’s buddy Lucky (who thinks of himself as Pizza Dog).

Nope. Don’t wanna dox myself, but not UT-Knoxville.

Oh yes, because having an abortion causes permanent psychological damage, and results in “post abortion syndrome”. You will suffer from agonizing regret, and will be haunted forever by thoughts of the baby you killed. Plus, it gives you breast cancer and destroys your fertility.

sort of like cast as something and put in a box

They’re just now pinning down the venue, and it’s LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY? This does not bode well.

I just found out my alma mater’s got a body farm now. I know where I’m going!

How many bags of dicks add up to a cooler of penises?

I’ll tape a thumb drive on the back of my neck and go as Johnny Mnemonic Keanu. That way I get to hang out with a dolphin.

Cyberpunk 2077 Keanu hangs out with Bucky Barnes and complains about his Tesla arm’s shitty extended warranty.

IN HIS YARD. Criminal mastermind. How he got caught, I can’t imagine.

The Cat-Nuns from Doctor Who were MUCH superior.