I had him confused with Mystery. Now I dislike him less.

I love them. Penn Gillette offstage is kind of obnoxious, but the magic act is perfection.

Oh, I didn’t know he has passed away. I’m sad, although he obviously lived a truly amazing life.

He must own stock in Botox!

Several sources I found state that the insanity defense is used 1-2% of the time, and of that percent, it only works around 25% of the time.

I read this in TMZ:

I have this theory.

Hardly anybody took Trump seriously until it was too late.

Now we’re talking business!

And you’d get much better value for your money.

Oh my goodness, it took me a minute to realize that was a tattoo. I thought it was a largish areola.

I read that as “the closet”.

The goth grandson is pretty, that’s for sure. He’s got my vote, beats the hell out of the bland lineup.

If somebody came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, I might take better notice.

Oh, Gwenyth, no!

And look at that, Bubbles has his own Wikipedia page.

Hard to forget Travis! There was also (around the same time) a man who lost his face and a lot of other bits when he was visiting his former pet chimp at a sanctuary, and some OTHER chimps got out and attacked him.

That’s good news! The piggies will be OK to just be piggies.

At least they’ll be taken care of.

Oh, that’s good. He’s well set up for them.