I remember hearing that some of the students in this mess actually had their heads photoshopped onto actual athletes. I wonder if the Loughlin girls did that?

The important word here is “had.”

If they didn’t want to go on trail, and have their daughters on the stand, they shouldn’t have cheated their way into USC.

Justin Bieber’s long hair never looked like an actual style. It always looked like he couldn’t be bothered to get it cut.

Many ancient peoples went to a lot of trouble getting their babies’ heads flat! It marked them as the elite. I say go with it.

I think it is SUPER IMPORTANT for people to make sure they really WANT to have a kid. Too many people have children because they are expected to, because it’s what comes next after marriage, because their parents want to be grandparents. They dare not tell anyone - even themselves - if they regret it.

I’m not remotely surprised by this, considering the mad hype surrounding CBD.

But it’s NATURAL!!!!

Hey, BATMAN’S PARENTS DIED!

Yeah, he was so adamant about hating it, never wanting to do it again, etc. I was shocked when I read that he WAS going to be doing it again.

A lot of this is good advice for living with ANYONE.

Just what I was thinking. Why is it a problem if he had a book about a woman?

Just looked him up, NOT A PENNY for that asshole.

That first story... I can’t even REFER to it... ugh!!!

Well, that explains all the “New policies” ads that have been popping up when I read on my phone!

HOW DARE HE BLASPHEME THE SACRED NAME OF HELLO KITTY.

I was 15, sleeping over at a friend’s house, when I woke up with her father lifting up my nightgown. I sat up and YELLED, and he basically ran off. Never told anybody, never slept over with that friend again. It’s not the 8-year-olds I had to worry about!

“Dahvie the Elite Hair God”

I love Nick Cave. Especially in Murder Ballads, he takes the tawdry to the great heights.

And thus was gangsta rap born.