They have silicone rings to avoid that very injury.

The diamond engagement ring “tradition” was made up by the diamond cartel in 1938. Before WWII, only 10% on engagement rings were diamonds.

Oh yeah, the ads on the radio always talk about it being an “investment.” I’m sure they’ll pay you more than you bought it for.

My ex’s mother offered me his great-grandmother’s beautiful ring. I loved it and considered it an honor. When we broke up, I sent it back to his mother. I still miss having that sparkly thing on my hand.

$50 silver band engraved with the phrase, “This is a ring, not the ring”

Pete Buttigieg hates Chick-fil-A’s politics, but loves the chicken!

I don’t think he understands that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

In music, the nicest people I ever met when I was in radio were They Might Be Giants. When I met them backstage, John Linnell gave me potato chips ON A PLATE and opened a coke for me. They both talked about books they were reading and how much fun they were having.

There are PLENTY enough true tales to make a list of REAL facts.

And this is the very best one.

There is a Sad Keanu Action Figure (made with 3D printer) you can buy. See him in, uh, action here:

I found out that i couldn’t even take my resume to the job site

I knew someone who sincerely believed any image found in a Google search was public domain.

The New Yorker article was fun to read. I suspect it was more enjoyable than the guy’s novel.

My very favorite part of the New Yorker article:

Duchess Meghan is eating clean for the royal fetus

Nah, just a confirmed bachelor.

Our local green anoles have been largely replaced by Cuban anoles, which aren’t as pretty (but still fun to watch).

Hardly anything makes me happier than the fact that I successfully dodged getting pregnant until menopause made it a moot point!

But nobody HAS to wear a fat suit. They can hire a fat actor, who will move more naturally than someone wearing fake poundage.