I found out that i couldn’t even take my resume to the job site

I knew someone who sincerely believed any image found in a Google search was public domain.

The New Yorker article was fun to read. I suspect it was more enjoyable than the guy’s novel.

My very favorite part of the New Yorker article:

Duchess Meghan is eating clean for the royal fetus

Nah, just a confirmed bachelor.

Our local green anoles have been largely replaced by Cuban anoles, which aren’t as pretty (but still fun to watch).

Hardly anything makes me happier than the fact that I successfully dodged getting pregnant until menopause made it a moot point!

But nobody HAS to wear a fat suit. They can hire a fat actor, who will move more naturally than someone wearing fake poundage.

Same here. If he isn’t already having health problems from it, he probably will soon.

I don’t know how Christian Bale’s heart has held out over the changes in weight he has put his body through. I loved The Machinist, but toward the end he was practically transparent.

Rather than hire a thin actress and ask her to gain weight or wear a fat suit, they could just hire a fat actress.

Of course, they never, ever talk with any actual autistic people. To them, if we don’t come out normal and perfect, we are ruined.

But that exposed tummy is such a good look for him.

Hagrid obviously had a mad crush on Olympe Maxime from Beauxbaton.

I remember reading the trilogy as a very sheltered 12 year old, and thinking “but isn’t he his boyfriend?”

The Beach Boys are basically a cover band of themselves.

My understanding is that both of them smoke like chimneys, so it’s mere chance that one of them looks a little better than the other.

At least they didn’t pay with a check. I don’t think.

Does he have facial tattoos, or is that just an unfortunate skin condition?