“No, thank you” should not be dangerous to say. 

We had one of those when I was a kid. SO PRETTY. 

He knows if they are sleeping, he knows when they’re awake... is he Santa?

If I’m not mistaken, lying is OK when protecting the Church. 

Great, now he’s being typecast as recent-historical dickheads. 

Yes. 

Best Christmas movie ever! 

I’m wondering if this does affect fanart, since it says “real life.” 

Didn’t AO3 run DreamWidth? That’s a Livejournal clone that a lot of fandom went to when LJ got to be a problem. 

No mpreg? Why do I even bother? 

Why bother to go to Starbucks if I can’t watch porn?

Honestly, I’m amazed it doesn’t happen to more people. Having been close to friends and family doing the big white wedding thing, I have never seen people being more stressed out. 

I actually like the “Kingdom” series, and Melancholia too. You couldn’t pay me to see the rest. 

I was about to post that it seems influenced by Adventure Time - which is fine by me because I want all the Adventure Time-like stuff I can get. 

When I was married, GOD FORBID the dog (a dear sweet pug) should sleep in the bed, my husband WOULD NOT HAVE IT. When we broke up, it was just me and the pug and the cat, and it was some of the best sleep I’ve ever had. Pug snored only a tiny bit, compared with husband.

People who release non-native species into either urban or wild habitats make me so mad. Either the animals (or plants) die of starvation or inappropriate climate, or they thrive and cause serious trouble. Here in Florida we have pythons and iguanas people released because they are very high-maintenance pets. We also…

Exactly. Cyborgs can marry in the Doctor Who universe, so Star Wars needs to step up to the plate. 

I got this in the last few years of my marriage. I got screamed at, called stupid, called “not a real partner” because I could not find a job (my field went to hell during the tech bust and still hasn’t recovered). 

C3-PO and R2-D2 are the most long lived and healthiest couple in the entire Star Wars universe 

Wedding dresses were not anything except the bride’s best dress until Queen Victoria set the Big White Dress style with her wedding. (Her husband brought the concept of Christmas trees over from Germany. They were big time influencers. )