Probably. 

Many years ago, my best friend and I were at a club dancing. She took off her hoodie and accidentally clocked a guy behind us in the head with it.

My pug went to PetSmart for a grooming as needed. It was around $20, and worth it for the anal gland cleaning alone. Also the nail trimming, because he fought and squealed like a monster was killing him when I did it myself. 

I guess he was so used to the pickling that he thought he needed heatstroke on top of it. 

I worry that they are some kind of inbred monstrosity cats who aren’t really able to enjoy their short lives.

A really bad movie, which I loved. 

They’d better not blink. 

Well, now I know something new! Thanks! 

Why would they even have purple dye there? Was it left over from Easter eggs???

In my first ever apartment, my first ever kitten took down a ridiculously huge spider that way. I was ASTONISHED. She was SO LITTLE. 

The abominable snow man from Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer! So scary, especially scenes where he was looming over everyone. I watched lots of old black and white horror movies with my grandfather, usually no problems, but that monster in Rudolf freaked me out.

He must have quite the Contacts list. 

I miss the days when you could always count on Ewan McGregor to show off his nice item. I’m all in favor of Chris Pine picking up the, uh, baton. 

I’m slashing her with Goop. 

What does a celebrity spiritual healer DO? 

That’s the great thing about my (small, easily concealable) Hello Kitty tattoo. It’s ALWAYS been sort of ridiculous. 

People will sell you a baby pig, and advise you on how to feed it, and if you follow that diet the pig will be malnourished and won’t grow as big. This is evil. 

Sorry about that, not very thoughtful of me. 

It’s like a minstrel show for Aspergers. 

LOL, my very citified ex and myself were surrounded by bison who were looking at our Honda Fit, which thank god they decided not to move out of their way!