Roe v. Wade was decided, not passed. There’s a significant distinction.

Summarizes the previous Presidency, really. 

Who are you, Tom Brady?

The most eye-opening part of the Impossible Whopper was how much it tasted like the regular Whopper which is generally flavorless and has an unpleasant texture that mandates a ton of toppings to mask.

If she literally boiled a bunny, you dodged another bullet as she sounds like a terrible cook. 

So having kids means...what? You don’t ever have sex? Or Joel Cunningham believes that only the only time people who have kids can have sex is when they are in a monogamous relationship, and anyone who isn’t can go literally screw themselves?

Enjoy your STDs I guess. 

If those bar lights flipped down when not in use that would help mileage. If they existed outside a render that is.

The whole car looks like a Lego version of this:

Putting your stiletto heel on the bumper probably isn’t doing it any favors either.

They should just park them at their local dealers. Problem solved. Till they get towed.

To be fair, it’s easy to donate your organs since that steering wheel and lack of seat belts will punch your heart and lungs straight through your spinal cord.

This would be a lot more interesting if they chose Michael Richards instead of Mike Richards.

“Why don’t you just tell me what category you want to choose?”

“And if I become a billionaire I’ll kill myself.”

Right. Because your original post was so profound and insightful.

250,000 for the client with an attorney.

Lawyer got him nearly 1700 times what they offered. I doubt that they did it through luck. 

Maryland and Connecticut.

You can fly coach. Meaning you'll sit in the gilded coach in the cargo bay.