From https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality

Good to see what your motivation truly was. There’s a difference between brainwashing and evolving cultural norms. Also I wasn't offended so your pwn score is still null. Seems mine went up a point though. 

Yes. I, like yourself, also refuse penicillin for my syphilis to show people my brain is as dirty as ever.

I’ll tske the acid.

I don't see anyone extolling the quality of the original product here.

It’s not Chinese anymore if you buy it from her. She’s ensured that!

I mean, you can’t call yourself a man unless you use a straight razor in traffic. 

Yeah! It’s not like using your phone while driving has ever led to any accidents or problems!

You’re clearly not European if you drink your beer cold.

Probably because they had 30 seconds of screen time before being destroyed and were part of a derivative and significantly worse sequel?

Maybe because it has peanuts

Need a slideshow for the worst slideshows.

Ten bucks says the Ohio Dealer Association was involved in crafting this legislation. 

I dated someone from Indianapolis once and they were as dumb as a stack of Ohios. 

#RollingCoal.

He certainly looks more like Bob Ritchie, meth enthusiast, than Kid Rock, MAGA enthusiast. 

Cop better hope that the fetus survives, because otherwise he could be liable for murder under Arkansas’ laws:

Hope there's a good refund policy.