I love going to that IKEA because the food court looks out over the ship. It’s so huge it looks like a background painting. It’s surreal to stand next to, even if you have to keep your distance because of the fence. 

I know patients love them some Foley catheters and colonoscopes.

Well, it can’t actually scan as the torus, which has the actual emitter and detector, is missing. So this was just the moving platform/bed to recreate the experience of having a CT scan. Which further begs the question, because no one I’ve ever met has been excited to lay down in a CT scanner.

I don’t usually write articles critical of the authors here because I’m sure you have unique pressures, but considering almost all of the interior photos are from Jaguar did they even let you sit in the car? This isn’t...anything. Not a review, not a first drive. It approaches a lecture with your diatribe about…

“Porno videos for Pokemon.”

Rand Paul, is that you?

Costco is one of the few retailers that pays its employees a fair wage and has a fixed markup on its products.

https://www.fieldandstream.com/story/guns/big-bore-airguns-powerful-enough-to-take-big-game/

Very impressive skills, but why are these videos invariably set to music that sounds like the Chipmunks did meth and decided to branch into subwooferless dubstep?

You could say the same thing about soldiers. In fact, the previous President did.

It is, actually, the doctor who pays the premiums for the liability insurance.

It was probably created by an American. 

Well, remember there are members of the public who feel that it’s appropriate to burn down hundreds of acres of land so you can tell a group of your friends what gender your baby may be. 

Debris landed about 30 miles west of the Maldives, based on the coordinates provided. About 600 miles from the southwestern coast of Sri Lanka. Peaceful use my foot.

It’ll probably be tiki-type.

The fact that this is called a holy grail goes to show how shitty religion can be.

You actually read Playboy? I thought its only purpose was to stick the pages together.

Carolina Gold BBQ sauce is basically hot mustard. Alternatively, you can make your own by mixing 1 part mayo, 2 parts dijon, 1 part ketchup, and hot sauce to taste. 

Brilliant. 

It’ll help you to slow down.