Right. And alcohol doesn’t play a role in crashes. It's just bad driving.

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I find the notion of Mike Pence enjoying anything a farcical one.

I remember seeing this in an episode of Dad’s Army. It actually existed during WW2:

Was that a fake news update by the company or an actual independent report? So janky...

Oompa Loompa doompety dee,

Wrong post response. 

One one of the best Chase scenes and heroines in the series.

Look at what these amateur drivers can do on open courses.

If you’re going to put oven racks in your bathtub, may want to put a protective mat or cloth down first in order to prevent scratching the surface. 

Mr. Sandmann will be shocked to learn that the man depicted in the statue he is using as a stage prop canceled slavery.

Well, maybe the reason I can’t pick up women is that I’m awkward, have low self-esteem, and could do some work on myself.

Your point being...we should bring back acid precipitates? Or that climate science is complex and takes years of investments to see results?

Favorite car? Wide track.

What happened to Toni? I liked their weekend posts, they were esoteric.

“I said no onions. Onions make me choke and give me gas."

Muff fuff

Which now begs the question - is your default first instinct seeing new contraptions to put your wang in them?

When she stopped rewarding COTD winners. $kay was a female Ford GT fan with a fondness for Patrick Dempsey.