Pedo guy pushes pedo idea that will kill pedos.

Apart from the obvious skill, anyone else find it slightly amazing that the floors never got scuffed? Was it because the tires were so soft?

They must have clocked a lot of miles.

With everything that’s going on the market will lose some air.

Came here to say the same.

I have found you can get pretty close to the McD’s Hot Mustard by mixing varying proportions of dijon mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, tabasco, and black pepper to taste. You can skip the mayo if you don’t feel like it should be “creamy.”

I have found you can get pretty close to the McD’s Hot Mustard by mixing varying proportions of dijon mustard,…

Another example of the Manhattan-centric view to governing the city. When I lived in Queens I had a lot of friends in Brooklyn. Taking the subway to meet them was 3 hours round trip, because apart from the J every other train that connects Queens and Brooklyn cuts through Manhattan

“Some might argue that had a nuke shot out of the launcher and landing in National City would have been an improvement but I don’t think the Captain wanted to kick off the Navy’s first urban development project.”

Seems comments are disabled/deleted on Deadspin right now. Nothing says “we’re certain this was the right move" like disabling feedback. 

Please. I used to stand on yogurt containers to reach the stove when I was 2. Kids these days have it too easy.

Please. I used to stand on yogurt containers to reach the stove when I was 2. Kids these days have it too easy.

Make Billy walk? Nah. Billy goes in the trunk, cause Applebee’s won’t seat an incomplete party and I’m not waiting for his bitch ass to get over there.

But tiny.

Villages in India are not like villages in the States. They are often literally huts/dwellings without stores, and the local economy is agricultural or industrial. It’s fairly unlikely that the people living there would see any economic benefit due to lack of services infrastructure (e.g. restaurants, lodging) and…

Why is there a snow globe on the forward console? Is it filled with gold flake? Or polished ivory made from peasants’ femurs?

Tread lightly? Screw it!

No worries, as another commenter pointed out above, that’s just Indiana Jones.

Call it the Model P and the President will be first in line to get one.

Considering that raping (literally at times) and ravaging the developing world was the only way how “1st World White Supremacy “ was able to be maintained, your point is pretty moot. It’s like killing someone’s parents and then paying for the orphanage.

If ever there were an article in a coke-induced frenzy for a Fancy Kristen rebuttal, this is it...

Spoiler alert for a 1990s film: