On the other side of that, STOP REPLYING DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE IN THE GREYS.

I would absolutely watch a mockumentary about quilting by the creators of Best in Show.

I always thought he looked like Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

If I could turn back time...

Right, they’re supposed to Gracefully Step Aside for whatever white dude is anointed.

Shut up.

Massholes gonna Masshole.

Nothing worse than a woman who gets financial compensation for labor she performs, amirite guys?

As a friend of mine says, “If everyone you meet is an asshole, the asshole is you.”

For clarification purposes, does he have long-ass hair or long ass-hair?

It took me being in a bad relationship to realize this. 

He’s cute, but I can’t with the weed.

Even Dubya was better at ducking.

Their milkshakes drive all the fascists from the yard.

IIRC Boston smells of rotten fish, especially in summer.

$3 million? That should get him through his first semester.

His teeth look jacked up in that picture.

I feel sorry for her daughter.

They didn’t then, and they won’t now.

The time belongs to the gentlelady.