Seriously, who is Crews even trying to speak to with this shit? Literally no one asked him.

Those wipes aren’t flushable, no matter what they say. Flush enough of them and you can add AND HOLY JESUS PLUMBERS COST MORE THAN A CAR TO CLEAR MY CLOGGED DRAINAGE PIPES to your list.

He also wanted to target synagogues and mosques on his evil wish list. This christian cult sounds dangerous and maybe we need to think about banning it in the name of safety.

I wonder what the difference was... hmmmmmmm

I have a coworker that is one of the more disgusting people I have to interact with... It’s a combination of gross habits plus a complete lack of social awareness.

This is part of the reason I never liked Bernie. Have the grace to bow out so we can start in on Trump. I just don’t understand why this man would want to sabotage the Democratic party again.....oh, but I do understand, HE IS NOT A DEMOCRAT. He doesn’t care about a party that he doesn’t belong too. Bernie’s proposed…

I mean last night into today MSNBC & CNN are filled with people saying that Biden needs to reach out to Bernie & his cult.. I mean supporters to win them over. What in the ever loving fuck? You mean the same mother fuckers that couldn’t be bothered to get off their asses and vote? I mean Bernie I know that Shaun King…

Thank you. Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white senator from Vermont that has passed three bills in thirty years, takes money from a dark money Super Pac and has no friends in the senate. God Bless you Lord Maple from Burlington

Nope. He was losing by even more at this point in 2016. This is his MO.

Bernie is a narcissist. 

#DropoutBernie

Bernie refusing to bow out of a race he knows he’s not going to win? Where have I heard that one before?

Did anybody really expect Bernie to show sense and step out? Nah, folks. He’s a malignant narcissist who has spent the last five years chasing a dream only to be exposed and rejected. He’s going to fly this plane all the way into the ground.

Yeah... What could POSSIBLY go wrong? It’s not like he’s ever done this before...

Bernie would have gotten more respect had he bowed out, today and told the DNC to shut down the remaining primaries in light of the Coronavirus pandemic...but nah, Bernie don’t care about that shit...

“Not enough people are voting for me, so I’m going to harangue Biden and make him pretend to be more like me.”

Uncle Bernie is the Black Knight of 2020

Meanwhile, I’m over here on Mother Abigail’s porch in Hemingford Home. She still makes her own bread and she’s 108. She keeps fucking with this out of tune guitar, but every once in a while she yells about rats being in the corn.

Trump and his troll army will hammer Joe over his worthless son until, in the minds of the average American voter, both are equally corrupt.

You know, I wish there would be too, but I sure as hell am not going to vote for a third party candidate for president until a third party can get its act together and elect some state senators, and governors. Until it can elect some members of congress and US senators. Until that happens, a third party candidate for…