Remember, the will of the people only matters if it coincides with what a small group of people think it should be!

Can confirm. I worked at a polling place on Super Tuesday, and the vast majority of voters who came in were my parents’ age or older.

Team Bowl (no pun intended), but it has to be a big enough bowl to contain the amount of salad consumed without causing spillage.

Should he bow out? Yes.

Take your irony and shove it up your asses, you edgelord douchebags.

Or adult sex toy distributors. I’ve heard from, um, acquaintances.

Oh, how I love that bit. “You Romanian cracker!”

In fairness, that one is quite classist.

It’s just at the beginning of the slur spectrum, at the bottom with “Kappa” and “Lakers fan.”

Siblings: like the Hunger Games, but with less teamwork.

Of all the times to be lactose intolerant...

Not to mention most of the Bay Area.

In addition to being an awesome person, Kimiko Adolph may have one of the best names ever.

Impugn.

Don’t think they won’t come for you too, Ms. Zhu. 

He should shut the fuck up because he’s a serial sexual harasser and alleged rapist, but this doesn’t help.

Rock & Roll: Invented by Elvis and perfected by the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

They are the best and I want to buy them all ice cream.

“Richie Incognito” sounds like the worst pseudonym ever.

Or mook.