I went on a date with a guy like that once. He was recently arrested for attacking his roommate with a sickle.

Why do men prefer virgins? Because they can’t take criticism.

My money’s on the Sunken Place.

Why stop there? Use ‘20s slang! #23skidoo

I remember liking Ann Taylor Loft about ten years ago. Not sure what their stuff looks like now, but at the time it was well made and reasonably priced.

“Obviously,” Walter said, “the client is disappointed in the verdict.”

Grey tears are the new white tears.

I hope she has to go work AT a Subway and ask people if they want their five-dollar footlong toasted.

Oh, eating an animal that was mean to you is the best revenge.

“He needed killin’” is still a thing in Texas, right?

Eating on public transit seems like a bad idea even without the rodent factor. What if you spill?

The man, who was either too hungry to wait or felt as if his privileges as a Caucasian-American were being violated, became argumentative, asking why he had to wait.

I drove my mother to the airport for Mother’s Day. That was drama enough for me.

The MBTA in Boston allows beverages. Depriving New Englanders of their coffee is not a good idea.

I would have preferred a movie about Ms. Chisholm’s run for president, but this also sounds interesting - and I heart Uzo Aduba.

Not even just because they didn’t like the color, but because it was ruining their damned Instagram pictures. People are the absolute worst.

Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Evil ruins the complexion.

“Brown sauce” is what happens after you eat one of those sandwiches.

Leaving aside all other issues such as taste, where’s the protein in that sandwich?