“Cut. It. Out.”

From what I’ve read of Olivia Jade, community college would have been a stretch.

Native-born Californian here (Bay Area). In all honesty, the most prestigious schools to me and my peers when we were applying to college were the ones Back East. If you’re going to cheat, go all out and cheat an Ivy League or a Seven Sister.

“I don’t know her.” - The Shredder

Aunt Becky: the Beckiest Becky who ever Beckied.

Yeah, where was all that piss and vinegar in 2004?

Fluffy could also work if it had marshmallows inside, or marshmallow fluff.

Would buy.

I knew a number of people as an undergrad who weren’t able to come back for their second year because they didn’t get as much aid as they did the first year.

I remember it as the school Ricky was applying to in Boyz N The Hood. (RIP Ricky.)

James and Paul should only have been so lucky.

I feel like Barr is dumber than the average bear.

I could listen to Eartha Kitt sing the phone book.

Coming here to say this. He didn’t criticize her for being trans; he criticized her actions related to classified information.

Is it related to sweat bees? Because I learned today that those were also a thing and I can’t un-know it.

My theory is that the real Van Jones is somewhere underground in a red jumpsuit being held prisoner while the copy of Van Jones is running amuck.

Crap, I meant Brownstone National Park. It was in a Disney cartoon.

He doesn’t remind you of the ranger? “First you take your trash, put it in the bag *bump bump*...”

Barr needs to get back to his job at Jellystone National Park.

“That kind of gay?” WTF?