I feel like she’d make an effort long enough to pass her probationary period and then do the bare minimum thereafter.

I aspire to her level of badassery.

I have no trouble believing that she is a sociopath and is doing all this to troll us.

She looks in that picture like the demon wearing her skin is about to burst out.

I recently saw a video of her singing “I Wanna Be Evil,” and it was all I was hoping for. 10/10 would Eartha again.

RIP Fashion Fair, too. They had some beautiful colors.

Older people do, particularly the ones who come to my library. We also allow them to check out back issues for three weeks. Considering how pricey it is to get a subscription to, say, Consumer Reports, it’s a stone bargain for someone on a fixed income.

I mean, I get that sodomy is on the books as a crime because of Teh Gay Sexx0rz, but clearly that’s not the situation here.

Why is solicitation of sodomy worse than soliciting another sex act?

Sixteen Candles is problematic on multiple levels, but otherwise I agree.

My sexuality is Ted Lieu’s all-out-of-fucks facial expression.

Like how Body Shop puts “against animal testing” on their products.

Coming here to say this.

“GUTS! GUTS GUTS GUTS!”

Who the fuck was calling for her opinion on hate crimes? FTFY

15) Library Clerk Advanced Level who never gets promoted to Senior Clerk, can’t transfer because no other branch wants her, and has to pick up extra shifts because she’s only 20 hours.

They also have incredibly tasty (free!) in-flight meals.

That’s certainly what I like about Southwest. They’re no-frills, but they don’t lie to or nickel-and-dime the passenger.

I would also accept Meghan’s doppelganger stabbing her with a pair of scissors and announcing that the Untethering has begun.

I would never want to get on Baba Wawa’s bad side.