That’s because the real Candace Owens is currently in a tunnel deep underground chowing down on rabbit tartare.

I have a number of South Asian co-workers, and they all love food from that region.

Evil does a number on the complexion.

Those are genius insults and I am totally stealing them.

Yeah, he was asking for it, making remarks like that.

This attitude explains so much about the drivers in my area.

As a person on the autism spectrum, I am beyond offended by the idea that my disorder is a fate worse than death.

That’s already law in California, thanks to the Disneyland measles outbreak a few years ago.

It took me a full week after seeing the movie to figure out how the twist worked in light of all that had come before.

Solid burn is solid.

Nah.

He is for sure going to the Real Bad Place.

Good. Rot in hell, Chuck.

I feel like he’s more of a libertarian than a liberal.

I would pay good money to make that happen.

Okay, Bill. Bet. We’ll just lock you in a room with Kevin Spacey and see how that goes.

I’m not sorry for any of my intentions. I’m not sorry for anything that I have ever done. I’ve never been disrespectful intentionally to a man or a woman.

I’m not a mom either, and the way moms treat each other is enough to turn me off from wanting to join them.

Congratulations on your sobriety. 7 months is huge.

I remember him only as part of the setup for one of Chris Rock’s less successful jokes.