I see he’s living at 1111 Sunken Place Drive these days.

Point of order: the whitest rap song ever is in fact “Top That” from the movie Teen Witch.

Five years old, uses a misogynistic insult... yep, sounds like Splinter to me.

So “bitch” is how progressives insult men, is it?

Did the shadow version of Gabe and Adelaide meet up in the tunnels and have kids that turned out exactly like Zora and Jason?

I thought this movie hadn’t scared me at all, and then I saw a rabbit the other day and had a moment of “Oh shit, my Tethered is hiding in the bushes!”

They’ve also been known to sport the “fashy,” which is basically an undercut.

That’s what Jesus would have wanted. /s

Have listened to How Did This Get Made?, can confirm.

If I were a “woman advisor,” I wouldn’t go anywhere near him.

I really hope you found the troll.

Fellow whitey here, and I am a big fan of the Irish Goodbye.

No thinly-veiled temper tantrum about this on Splinter? How disappointing.

And is smart and funny.

Definitely a Beckery for a group of white women.

I’m like, ‘Sir, I’m not gonna play ‘Pop that pussy, bitch, what ya twerkin’ wit.’”

I looked it up, and that’s the same disorder Diane Rehm has.

Which is weird to me because of spoilery reasons.

Too late to edit, so: because they were governors. That’ll teach me to post before coffee.

Ah, thanks. Clearly I was misremembering.