Fyi, the original f&f heist was stealing dvd players and 10" tv/vcr combos. I have no idea how they ever sold them

I think trilogies work best, let’s have three trilogies please

That’s lame.

In his defense, the 2-tape VHS set of the Titanic he stole in college only had tape #1, so he had no way of knowing that the ship actually sinks.

Draw up a play like one of your French girls, Cam.

20 year movie is nothing, they have not spoiled a 105 year historical event. Man, Cam is going to be so sad when he hears what happened to the Archduke.

Have we considered he knows what happened to the Titanic and was just being ironic?

He’ll be shook after Isaiah Thomas tells him how the Titanic fell off the edge of the Earth.

Honestly, this is even more of a credit to the people he surrounds himself with for not spoiling the ending of that movie for 20 years.

When I was a kid, I made up an advertising slogan for the car:

It’s ok - we all get kinja’d. I’m gonna pretend it was these two...

Go f—- yourself.

Imagine being stupid enough to trade some perfectly edible sauce for a VW.

I am also presuming they don’t *drive* a 13-year-old Volkswagen.

The hatchback is the futon of cars.

I’m pretty sure I just turned pro-murder.

Partly. And because the people who style themselves as the smartest . . . do shit like this.

It’s probably mom’s car.

Proving once again that nerds SHOULD stay in their mom’s basement as they can’t be trusted with an income, otherwise shit like this happens.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.