actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns

I would say this truck is far less silly than a lot of cars. A Corvette, a GT350R, Veyron, 918, on and on. Simply because of the far that (at least where I live) there is miles and miles of the terrain it’s designed to be used on, where it can be used as intended.

Hardcore offroaders usually do carry 2 spares, especially if high speed stuff is your thing. If you blow one and have to use your only spare, then you have lost all margin for error and you can’t just find 35 or 37 inch tires anywhere, especially if you are out in the middle of nowhere.

“How much speed do we need to carry across the sand?”

Yes, but without this truck, how would Fancy Kristen survey her oil field holdings in a timely matter?

I’m not sure why you’d bash any truck on website called “TruckYeah”. Doesn’t your post belong on a truck-hating website instead? Or some site that just hates on expensive things and the people who can buy them? Maybe I just misunderstood what you wrote...

Who needs a 500hp truck? EVERYONE

Have a beer with me.

Everybody likes rear main seals made out of rope. Right?

So much this. My dad is in to old Fords so he thinks it sacrilege to put power disc on a car that came with standard drums. Or an electric fan on a 65 Falcon. Ever driven a 66 mustang with no power steering or power brakes? Not a confidence inspiring event. Nothing like the thought of rear ending someone and impaling…

You painted your whole bellhousing????

Back in my day, men were men, music was good and underwater cowboys rode sea horsies across the ocean plains.

Yep, you sure KNOW white people. We just go around all day thinking, “Black people, black people, black people-how can I screw thee?”

What are you even talking about?

I just found out Black people hate this, so i’m rushing to support it! I’m genetically predisposed to loving shit that black people hate. I didn’t know that before just now!

It sounds a little bit like you actually took this as a serious technical article rather than the lighthearted aside to your day it was meant to be. For the former, you’ll have to wait for my dissertation: Understanding the Electrodynamic Impact of Automotive Way of Intent Indication Systems in Modern Automotive…

Every day you go 300,000 miles in your Volvo and 351,000 miles in your Toyota? sounds legit.

You fools! We’ve spent decades trying to get BMW drivers to use their blinkers, and you go and give those penny pinching 3 Series M Sport assholes all the ammunition they need to never use them again!

If the original owner really cared that much for the car, he wouldn’t be selling it.

We’re not the same person. I have the VIN number from my first car tattooed on my arm because I truly loved it. I build relationships with cars, and I think a lot of people here do. If I don’t build a relationship with a car then I consider it problematic. Why spend so much money on something you don’t love?

Sometimes…