You say they aren’t harmful until you see your 18 year old nephew sharing flat earth shit on Facebook.

Well, we know that if they gather in large enough numbers and are able to somehow make it to a polling location and know remedial English, that they can elect a dolt to office.....

so, kind of like the map of skyrim, we are just surrounded by impassable mountains and water? and even if we turned off clipping, there wouldnt be anything there anyways?

Maybe it would cause a string of imitators. Wouldn’t that be neat?

I know about punctuation and grammar and how to conjugate a verb, about spelling of certain words, and tenses. But that’s not language, that’s just writing.

They are objectively wrong for many easy to prove reasons (as anyone who has ever even climbed a mountain would know). That being said, it’s not like they are hurting anyone. We might even learn something cool on how the human body deals with excessive acceleration from this, or the aerodynamics of exploded corpses.

Please see the Internet Users Guide, specifically 114(a)(i):

Shit, I*knew*the firmament was 10 feet above sea level

Magician! Witch! Kill the Witch!

It’s only Monday, but I’m prepared to give even odds that that is the single dumbest thing I will see or hear anyone say this week.

No, his death will be caused by a conspiracy by . . . whoever wants everyone to believe the Earth is round.

Are flat-earthers harmful, like anti-vaxxers or climate change deniers? I always thought they were just harmless kooks that didn’t do anything worse than annoy everyone.

How far to the airport?

whoa whoa hold the fuck on. check that website

Nice try! Everybody knows space doesn’t really exist. The sky’s just a painting, and the sun and moon are just cardboard cut-outs “they” move around to make us think the Earth is round.

But he also seems pretty determined to do this, so I guess we all owe it to him to hope for the best possible outcome.

No, because Go Pro and all the camera people are part of the conspiration man! they don’t want you to see the truth! That’s why if you want to find out the truth, you have to go to space and see it with your own eyes! but who knows what if the helmet people and the glass people are also in the conspiration? and they…

He’s not even going up a mile; he’ll only reach “peak altitude of 1800 feet”. So, he could just go to a tall building...

Maybe we should launch some over his site to capture his inevitable death from multiple angles.

First you boil the potatoes then you mash them.