LOL Dutch people have ridiculous names.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Having all my family pass away sure has made life easier!

But what of the dudes in brown flip-flops??

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

If you don’t want to say “we” when referring to the team you’ve spent way too much time following and caring about your entire remembered life, then don’t, nobody cares. If you’re the kind of person who insists on going out of your way to tell other people they shouldn’t say “we” if they feel that strongly about a…

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

My car is named Silver and it’s always Stutterin’ Bill I think of when I give her the old Hi Ho, not so much The Lone Ranger.

Something Robert Kraft pays $60 for?

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Not vulgar, but in 8th grade track I’m lined up for the 100 and false started. I knew it and pulled up but the judge didn’t see it and the race went on. I come in last. I yell “what the hell? I false started” so loud everyone heard me. My coach comes over and says “stupid, you should have kept going.”

Dude, for real was this in Whichta around 1998? I may have the Oaf..

I knew it!

When I was 13 I was living in Cloquet, MN. I don’t recommend it.