During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

ive puked spaghetti and strands have come out of my nose so I second that being number 1

Can confirm, threw up spaghetti while I was drunk a couple of years ago. I just remembered the terror of seeing it and thinking, “Are those my internal organs!?!?”

Came here for this.

Also, what the fuck does this even mean:

Cool, I remember my first Phish concert.

Cat should be named Jeffrey Lemeowski if he hates the fucking eagles

Never mind Fultz. How did he get better seats than Nelson Mandela?

The thief was able to get into the car, but being a Land Rover, it was broken and thus the thief couldn’t drive away in it.

Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

what i hate most about this replay is the way the ump continues to stare Kemp down on his walk back to the dugout, just looking for a reason to add insult to injury. You made a bad call, you won’t change it, but don’t get all rabbit-eared and look for any reason to toss the guy.

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

Cuz he’s living his best life.

“Unique circumstances”

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

This is gonna sound name-dropping insidery but beating the Hawk-Eye is a very real thing for the lines crew. You get up for it. You get your call challenged, it goes to the Hawk-Eye, everybody starts clapping, it says yep you got it right, that’s fun. You can’t acknowledge it, but deep down, fuck yeah you are pumping…

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.