It’s like a choose your own adventure story!

These shoes look like a clown splooged on them.

I thought this article was going to be about soccer. Hmmmfff.

Always fucking lizard truthers.

My guess is this is as simple as there’s a lot of money that he’s leaving on the table and his attorney thinks there’s at least a decent shot of getting it or some of it.

I’d prefer an ice pick in the ear to either or both.

And in defense of sane people who like basketball and have ears, he finds something else to gasbag about whether the game is a blowout or a one possession game. Unlistenable.

Call it five ingredients and add some salt and red pepper flake. Please.

I highly recommend watching this at 2x speed.

I mean, fucking timestamps wreck everything. Right?

Entertaining, but not exactly a revelation. If I wrote a blog about how, after years of experimenting, I had come to the grudging conclusion that despite the short skirts, back flips and flexible dance moves around the pole, not all cheerleaders and strippers are great lovers and some are actually quite bad, you’d…

One shoe. Gonna have to buy some new sneaks when he gets out of the drunk tank. That sober moment comes at you hard. “Really? I only have one shoe now? DAMMIT.”

Me too. I live close to the Falls Church one as well, was there this weekend. That place is a shoebox. I hear the places in Vienna and Springfield are bigger, but not necessarily faster. Part of the price of made to order goodness I guess. But I work in the city so the idea of having one in DC, as a pop up for the…

Taco Bamba > District Taco. This isn’t a close call, and I really like District Taco. In fact, I just had District Taco for lunch. DT gets a nod for having queso (that’s good!), and they move orders much more efficiently, but Taco Bamba taco ingredients and combinations are much better IMO. And starting this week, you…

I was born in DC and raised in the MD suburbs and lived most of my adult life on Capitol Hill and then the VA suburbs.

I promote this every time a discussion of concussion comes up, so forgive the broken record. But if you’re involved in full contact sports or you have kids or family members who are, and they are not using a strict remove from play tool that takes the decisions — post head contact — out of the hands of the player and…

Chrissakes, Claire. SALT. You don’t have to go nuts, but after you dry them, please season your potatoes with a pinch of salt. Salty water does not do the same thing, IMO. Taste and adjust accordingly along the way.

Here’s the game changer for me and one Apple may be wildly underestimating. I and my family have had all Apple products for a long time, first because I liked and trusted them better, now much more so due to inertia and comfort with what I know (which, as someone already pointed out, is exactly how they want me). But…

You nailed my go to at the end there. I am fortunate that the local pizza shop I like the best sells not just their dough for basically cost, they will also sell me little tubs of their mozzerella, good fontina, their sausage, pepperoni, seasonings, red sauce, really anything I want. They sell me a kit of all the…