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Good grief. To the “she had it coming b/c she’s drunk and took a swipe at a cop ...” crowd. Please STFU with that nonsense and try to remember a couple things.

I know the rules, thank you very much. The point of him being released is that the one-year sit is supposed to protect the school who signs a kid initially from kids just willy nilly hopping to another school if they’re not happy. That’s obviously not what was happening here and OSU acknowledges that by releasing him.…

No you don’t. Are these words in a language that is indecipherable to you?

So is grabbing and holding the the back of the head before striking ok in MMA? I don’t know the rules at all, I’m asking. In boxing I think that’s strictly forbidden and can get a fighter dq’ed quickly. I assume because it’s not safe and is a dangerous advantage. I know MMA is not boxing, and I’m not saying boxing is…

Oh hey look everyone. This guy’s here.

Who said he’s a genius? He calls it like he sees it, with very little filter, ever. And from where I’m standing — which incidentally has never been with any rooting interest in his team — the guy gets it pretty damn right. I see nothing here to change that opinion. (Apart from this terrible brown suit, clearly. But I…

You sick bastard for bringing this up. That guy TERRIFIED me as a kid. And yet that was my favorite movie too. Idiot kid.

Way to go NFL players. I’m totally with you on just about everything, especially the kneeling. And the owners, in general, but now in particular can get bent. But watching all this TD celebration fuckery, I’m suddenly in what I think is Tom Landry’s camp, or at least closer to it than the clown shows we’re seeing now…

I wasn’t expecting that to get all vapey and chicks with guns at the end. But that it did. I love endings with a plot twist!!

I always forget. When you’re mixing the Willful Ignorance Cocktail, is it 3 parts Hate and 2 parts Hypocrisy or is it 3 parts Hypocrisy and 2 parts Hate. I know it’s a dash of Misplaced Indignation to finish, I just always mix those first two up.

Sorry, the guy rocking that cunt haircut is talking ANY kind of thing about how ANYone else appears? I’m willing to, for a hot second, set aside the ignorant racism and focus that moment on the sheer douchebaggery of his lack of self-awareness. The douchebro is strong in this one ....

Oh bless your heart.

You think I’m a Michigan fan because I think these decisions were terrible and indefensible and apparently lack even a basic understanding of back and neck injuries? Cuz, nah. Honestly, I don’t even give a dick about college football. I’m not directing my disbelief at people’s actions here because of the logo on their…

Sweet Jeebus dude, settle the fuck down a little. You think I’m BLAMING the parents or doctors? Uh no. I am a parent who is constantly around full contact sports. My kids aren’t quite college age where the speed and impacts are obviously greater. My point is, even at younger ages, when a kid is down with a POSSIBLE…

Holy hell Purdue, this is not a good look at all. But serious question: if you’re a doctor or a parent worried a kid might have a spinal injury or even think that’s possible, and someone says, “OK Pete’s got the courtesy van outside now, you can just climb in and we’ll get you to the student health center ....” The…

Wait, what is this article about now? Alternate question: what mind-altering drug was added to my wine tonight?

Pardon me for butting in. But, eh, which 130 proof whiskey are we talking about here? Asking for a friend (no I’m not).

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving dude than Matt Cooke. One of the worst

Because you mentioned Sean Avery and this was making the rounds on the Twitters yesterday ....