I am PISSED that I did not have the opportunity to not watch the Penguins. Because I would have done that. Hard.

I am with you 1000%. Except you can make a fine bloody without olives or olive juice and put all kinds of other stuff in there like worcestershire, horseradish, celery, old bay. But anyway, Pickles are ASS and their cunty Aunt Olive is just as bad.

I actually thought the hand to face was more of a “let me pretend I can’t really see where I’m going ...” Nothing but speculating and projecting my opinion there, but that’s what I saw.

Yeah, agreed. And Jokic and Gortat had been going at each other all game, shoving and flopping. I’m not much of an NBA follower, and I don’t know anything about Jokic. But since the Wiz are my home team, I was hating this guy all game (that I watched) because 1) he was having a great night and 2) he is clearly very…

I’ll agree with the comments that this really isn’t a deal for Indochino, even if it is on some select suits. No one shops Indochino waiting for a great deal on particularly suits, no one I know. You wait for the suits to get down to $299 or just buy them at what’s essentially standard, ~$350.

I’ll agree with the comments that this really isn’t a deal for Indochino, even if it is on some select suits. No one…

I watched this live and I think this replay that slows it down right at the point of contact actually hides the giveaway. I thought it was dumb at first, but watching it in real speed, it looked like Jokic had to slightly slow or flip the elbow, shuffle just a tad to his left. Hard to pinpoint but the movement looks…

I gotta call a foul here. If you dress up like that, you have gone full, over-the-top douche. And I’m not even mad at you for that. I might make a different decision than you did, but ok, now you’re dressed as the Colonel (not very well, actually, but whatever), and here we are. Fore me, you gotta own that. Fully. All…

Awesome. Thanks again for the assist. I’m sure I’ve got this now ....

Well that’s very helpful, I didn’t know actually, so thank you. For gifs, do you put that link in the “insert image” place of the editor or just paste it into the reply box?

Thank you. Chrissakes, when did posting a gif become hard on kinja? Now I have to learn something just to be an idiot? Man, that’s too much.

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Whoa. Mind. Blown.

Seriously? That last punch to the back of the head looked pretty rough and I’m guessing whatever landed to make him woozy and turn/stumble away was pretty solid too.

Nahh, that sounds wrong. That suggests that the value of naming rights is largely derived from what people call the place casually, as if they’re going to say the branded name of the place and advertise for the buyer. Clearly I’m just throwing some shit spaghetti agains the wall here, but I think most places get…

That’s not how you spell that. But yeah, that name checks out.

I know it would be kind of cheesy, but why isn’t this place called Little Caesar’s Palace?? And then just “The Palace.” Is it the lawyers? It’s probably the fucking lawyers. And I’m not even saying that’s an ideal name. I’m just saying if it’s Little Caesar’s who has the naming rights, and that’s what you’ve got to…

Incredible, undeniable skill. Chrissakes. Post like 2,000 more videos of the amazing thing this guy has done and then continue to deny that he’s capable of getting a lucky bounce. Please do that. We’ll all be better for it, I’m sure.

I watched that play live and it is one of the most remarkable feats of skill and maybe balls I’ve seen in a hockey game. And the head shake Hank gives after that play (I don’t know if it’s in your video, I didn’t have to watch it to know that play) tells you all you need to know.

I’m sorry. He’s so good and so “grotesquely self-aware” (whatever that means) that he was trying to bank it in off the goalie’s back (something I have no doubt he tries and succeeds at regularly) that he put it on the ice to the front of the crease and it banged in off the inside of Lundquist’s right knee??? First,…

This is way too long. I’m sorry. Don’t read it. But I’m going to finish typing it. Because hockey lover having a drink too late at night has thoughts.