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I always forget. When you’re mixing the Willful Ignorance Cocktail, is it 3 parts Hate and 2 parts Hypocrisy or is it 3 parts Hypocrisy and 2 parts Hate. I know it’s a dash of Misplaced Indignation to finish, I just always mix those first two up.

Sorry, the guy rocking that cunt haircut is talking ANY kind of thing about how ANYone else appears? I’m willing to, for a hot second, set aside the ignorant racism and focus that moment on the sheer douchebaggery of his lack of self-awareness. The douchebro is strong in this one ....

Oh bless your heart.

You think I’m a Michigan fan because I think these decisions were terrible and indefensible and apparently lack even a basic understanding of back and neck injuries? Cuz, nah. Honestly, I don’t even give a dick about college football. I’m not directing my disbelief at people’s actions here because of the logo on their

Sweet Jeebus dude, settle the fuck down a little. You think I’m BLAMING the parents or doctors? Uh no. I am a parent who is constantly around full contact sports. My kids aren’t quite college age where the speed and impacts are obviously greater. My point is, even at younger ages, when a kid is down with a POSSIBLE

Holy hell Purdue, this is not a good look at all. But serious question: if you’re a doctor or a parent worried a kid might have a spinal injury or even think that’s possible, and someone says, “OK Pete’s got the courtesy van outside now, you can just climb in and we’ll get you to the student health center ....” The

Wait, what is this article about now? Alternate question: what mind-altering drug was added to my wine tonight?

Pardon me for butting in. But, eh, which 130 proof whiskey are we talking about here? Asking for a friend (no I’m not).

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving dude than Matt Cooke. One of the worst

Because you mentioned Sean Avery and this was making the rounds on the Twitters yesterday ....

I am PISSED that I did not have the opportunity to not watch the Penguins. Because I would have done that. Hard.

I am with you 1000%. Except you can make a fine bloody without olives or olive juice and put all kinds of other stuff in there like worcestershire, horseradish, celery, old bay. But anyway, Pickles are ASS and their cunty Aunt Olive is just as bad.

I actually thought the hand to face was more of a “let me pretend I can’t really see where I’m going ...” Nothing but speculating and projecting my opinion there, but that’s what I saw.

Yeah, agreed. And Jokic and Gortat had been going at each other all game, shoving and flopping. I’m not much of an NBA follower, and I don’t know anything about Jokic. But since the Wiz are my home team, I was hating this guy all game (that I watched) because 1) he was having a great night and 2) he is clearly very

I’ll agree with the comments that this really isn’t a deal for Indochino, even if it is on some select suits. No one shops Indochino waiting for a great deal on particularly suits, no one I know. You wait for the suits to get down to $299 or just buy them at what’s essentially standard, ~$350.

I’ll agree with the comments that this really isn’t a deal for Indochino, even if it is on some select suits. No one

I watched this live and I think this replay that slows it down right at the point of contact actually hides the giveaway. I thought it was dumb at first, but watching it in real speed, it looked like Jokic had to slightly slow or flip the elbow, shuffle just a tad to his left. Hard to pinpoint but the movement looks

I gotta call a foul here. If you dress up like that, you have gone full, over-the-top douche. And I’m not even mad at you for that. I might make a different decision than you did, but ok, now you’re dressed as the Colonel (not very well, actually, but whatever), and here we are. Fore me, you gotta own that. Fully. All

Awesome. Thanks again for the assist. I’m sure I’ve got this now ....

Well that’s very helpful, I didn’t know actually, so thank you. For gifs, do you put that link in the “insert image” place of the editor or just paste it into the reply box?

Thank you. Chrissakes, when did posting a gif become hard on kinja? Now I have to learn something just to be an idiot? Man, that’s too much.