I think the old rule of thumb about assholes applies, pretty obviously: You encounter an asshole one day, and that might just be a bad day; but if you run into assholes all day, pretty much every day, it’s almost certainly you that is the asshole.

Three piece suit, huh? Is this an old guy effort to go hipster or is he volunteering as an assistant bank manager from the 70s in his spare time?

The buffoon in the White House is talking about sports. He’s mixing the two things deliberately and inflammatorily. Deadspin didn’t do that. Dumb Donny did that. He didn’t use tortured sports analogies like most politicians do horribly, this jackass is actually using public office to advance the sophisticated…

OMG YES!!!! When I go to the grocery store, I have to go to the seltzer aisle first so I can fit EIGHT twelve packs into the bottom of the cart. And then yes, half empty cans all over the house. Empty or sometimes not empty ones on their sides, strewn about as if we have had the lamest ever seltzer-only frat party…

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Nick, I wonder if you have any kids with idevices that you use this feature for from time to time (and by that, I mean time to time daily)??? Hahahahah. No, no I don’t wonder that at all actually.

Well this is just great. I think I might have preferred to just enjoy the bliss of my ignorance on this one.

1.) They could do that now, couldn’t they? Plus, I’d argue in the NFL there are no scrubs on the 53-man roster. But that is immaterial.

I disagree and think you could do both, also penalize severely some other number of games even if there is not severe injury. And it’s not random. The penalty being called in situations like this is targeting. Or in hockey it’s head contact. It’s a deliberate shot to the head, you created the situation where…

I agree and that’s actually what I was trying to say. Whatever the penalty in games suspended for the hit, that penalty can only be served beginning AFTER injured player is cleared.

I agree with your first sentence. After that it gets a little murky. But focusing on that first thought, I’ve long believed for penalties like this in football and hockey too, if you commit something like this that is so flagrant, and penalized as such — targeting — penalties in games suspended should only begin…

Possibly overstated, but I think this is so much closer to the truth than most people are willing to admit.

this post deserves more attention. So dumb, and I love.

Wow, so many words, so much tap dancing. You can be supportive, constructive and honest all at the same time. Even if you thought she’d laugh it off, it helps to try not to be a dick while you’re offering critical suggestions, even if what you’re talking about appears to be a salmonella fish frappe. Cooking is not…

Wow, that is incredible. Jaw dropping. WHY IS THE HATCHBACK OPEN?!?!

So dumb. And yet, I laughed involuntarily. Star issued without hesitation. Excellent name too. Good day, sir or madam.

Can you explain? That’s the second post about that. What’s the setting where a jacket and tie is a problem enough that someone says don’t wear it? I get where it might not fit with how others typically dress, but I’m not seeing the how it’s a problem that needs addressing angle?

Thermapen has changed my cooking life. Perfectly moist chicken and pork, burgers cooked to whatever spec people want reliably, steak absolutely perfect every time. And it’s not about being perfect, it’s about consistently cooking it to the way you like it, and adjusting in accurate increments if you need some trial…

Bundy threw a complete-game, one-hit shutout against the Mariners, which would be a notable feat for any Baltimore pitcher given how few and far between their complete game efforts are of any sort.

The barrel roll at the end was a little over dramatic. And it’s ok to smile a little after that play. Just ask your pitcher. His expression is EVERYTHING.