Hmmm. Guess not. My football playing career was very short and undistinguished, as was I, myself. I don’t remember this drill at all! I think I’ve seen it done before, but I had no idea that’s what it was called. I think I’ll call that the new thing I learned today and take the rest of the day off.

Whoa whoa whoa. Hard. Stop. What in the name of unholy Pete is a monkey roll????

This this the ACTUAL crime that is not being addressed. Who does that? Animals, that’s who.

Wow, you’d choose to get pegged by the NFL owners AND the airlines?! You, sir, are a punishment pioneer. I am duly impressed and horrified.

Very easy to say that someone who makes $450k can easily come up with 25k in cash. Because $450k is a lot of money, no doubt. But break it down a little. That person is taking home about $270k after just taxes. That’s before mortgage, cars, whatever else the average football player has filled that vacuum with. …

OK, that made me laugh. And it it also make me look closer at other reactions. So check out this quintet of characters on the right side of the screen and zoom in on them in the gif. I’m imagining them like a barbershop quintet of reactions, each bringing a different tone. You have red shirt with the lean point…

I like how the ref’s head snaps back in that gif, like he felt the blow too. Good work, sir.

Whoa. Easy there, tiger. Kind of the whole point of this website, no?

I think they’re allowed to do an international summer exhibition trip once every three years or something like that? But the answer is yes they can do it, just not all the time. I think the teams may even be allowed offer fan packages to travel “with the team” which is mostly just the same as if your team is in the…

Oh hey, thanks. I was hoping someone would answer that question literally.

I started to say what in the name of Jeebus did I just waste my time watching and not clicking away. But then I was transfixed by the actual 50ish (??) humans who gathered for this “exhibition” live. What the heck are those dolts doing?! They’re watching and filming this like a unicorn is being birthed from a…

Is someone actually telling this chode that ‘stache is a good look for him?

Maybe if you pay “Jonathan” or anyone else more than 4 stinking bucks a visit to take care of your pooch, you would have gotten someone who didn’t use your computer to jack off to weird porn. $20 a week?! You got off (sorry) easy you cheap fucks.

I like to cook at home and I use a lot of olive oil. I don’t use it generally as finishing or garnishing ingredient, but as a component to other ingredients like pestos, rubs or just for sautéing, usually combined with a small bit of butter. It’s not the star of my cooking, but I want it to be good and flavorful,…

I like to cook at home and I use a lot of olive oil. I don’t use it generally as finishing or garnishing…

Cheddar.

that’s just mean.

I got 11 out of 12. Never been to London or the UK. I have watched a Harry Potter film or two and seen most of the James Bonds as well. Soooo, pretty much an expert anyway, I guess.

Dammit, how does your brain even work that way. Clever, deviant sumbitch.

Ketchup and Mustard. END. That is my favorite way, simple. But for me, it’s much more about the dog itself than what you put on it. Hebrew National beef franks top all comers in the grocery store availability for me, and it’s not really close. Although I’d prefer a fatter dog in general.

i agree with you on the toppings. And I’d like to argue, separately, that the sliced down the middle and griddled hot dog is a separate food group. It is fantastic and delicious and I love it when I can get it, especially if they butter and griddle the roll too, but this is just not your standard hot dog or how most…