Mike Milbury is a well-established clown who deserves a rap on his head just about every time he uses that pie hole of his to make words. But chrissakes, this is worse than usual. Is it possible to be any more of a caricature of a grumpy old man? Just look at this sentence! “I know it’s a new day and age and…
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I don’t know why we watch these injury replays. I won’t do it it anymore. I think it’s mostly that I feel so awful for the injured person than anything. I turned this game on last night right after the injury, and they were just starting to show the replay. As soon as I saw what was about to happen, I screamed at…
I think you can say nice and good and true things about PK Subban without making the silly claim that hockey players are a boring bunch. There are absolutely the guys who are strictly business and/or for whom english is not their first language, so it may come across that way or it can be tougher to see their…
I reflexively said out loud exactly what this tweet says. there is no other possible way to react. Sweet Jeebus.
Oh hey, bald angry fella? Yes, you, ya beady-eyed little fella. They want me to tell you your career in this field is now over. I know, I know. But there is some others news too: turns out there are some other fields where your talents might be more appreciated. Can you do that thing where you say “Hit me. Hit…
I want to say North Dakota is an easy target. But I think their sense of humor about this kind of thing is well underestimated. Dave Barry took some gratuitous shots at the state and they responded well in his own suit: they invited him to the state and dedicated a sewage treatment plant in his name. I love it.
If you had the rest of this video, where Wilson gets up, gets down to the other end of the ice, gets in front and scores the goal, most non-Caps fans’ heads would explode at the notion that Tom Wilson is a solid contributor at both ends of the ice. Probably just a fluke.
Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.
I just stuck a post it note of a star on the wall for you.
Orange Floppy Hat sure has a lot of blame to give for a guy who literally did nothing but lean out of the way. If only that guy had two more hands, he could point more fingers at other people and give more what fors in more directions.
Reserving judgment until photo of mother in question is produced.
Yeah, I get all that.
Yeah, but you don’t have to throw the four pitches to walk a guy any more. So no more needlessly long games now. Right?
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Rielly, 44??? Are you saying he’s trying to prevent a pass up the boards to Beagle and not just deny Wilson? Hahaha. Holy shit man, stick a croquet mallet in your bung, maybe that’ll straighten you out. It’s not as if Rielly’s stick is to the board side and Wilson goes to the other side to shoot. Chrissakes.…
Ummm, maybe that’s a reasonable game planning point to make if they had not keyed on him or something. But the guy grabbed the puck off the glass on a clearing attempt, dropped it onto his own stick, and then took more time loading up that rip than my 15-year old maddeningly does to unload his shot. What in the…
Oh GOOD PLAY NC legislators. You have made a check and ma .... wait, wait, what’s that now? There are a lot more schools in the ACC that are NOT from North Carolina that could actually impose an exit fee or whatever to equally ratfuck the NC schools in response to this? I mean, gosh, maybe even these states have…
I mean, to be fair, there is an actual statue of Rocky Balboa, the movie character in the city of Philadelphia. So they kinda get what they deserve here. It’s nicer and a better viewing experience, than the liberty bell, if we’re being honest.