The pool or the pond, the pond would be good for you ...

OK Trebek! I’ll take Penis Ton for $1000 ....

I DO know what sansabelt pants are but I love this ad you pulled up. And I was chuckling along with it until I got to “Now with extra large snack sack!” What the hell just happened there?! And why is the poodle looking at the Action Zone. Bad dog, knock it off.

Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called ....

I guess congratulations on posting a story with the most unavailable videos ever in it? Sorry.

Oh boy, I really hope the butt-cut man bun becomes a common style, because that a strong as shit look.

You bite your damned tongue. Hard. That is sacrilege. It’s all fun and games to make fun of the cry baby UK fans but DO NOT impugn the bourbon from Kentucky, sir. On the other hand, I’m pretty tired of all the recent interest in bourbon, driving up prices and squeezing demand, for hipsters mixing the good stuff…

Nahhh right back at ya. This thing you describe is what Bruins fans wish he was, because that’s his high water mark. Very occasionally, he does just enough subtly to get another player to do something stupid by getting under their skin with his antics. If that’s all he did, and contributed offensively, you’d be…

It’s been a heck of a week of NBA players trying to show that they have Unwritten Rules too. Or something. While most of me thinks this is all pretty stupid, there’s a part of me that is thinking I’m not even mad, I’m kind of surprise-impressed that NBA players care at all about stuff like this. Is this a sign of…

Oh god. Please tell me they weren’t doing butt stuff to each other. I think.

Makes me long for the good ole days of 2004. Even The Onion never saw THIS coming .... http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-11056 

Makes me long for the good ole days of 2004. Even The Onion never saw THIS coming .... http://www.theonion.com/blogp…

Sources for my opinion??? Nahhh, guess not.

What do you think, you’re gonna use the UNthreaded end??? Amateur.

I’m so disappointed in myself for laughing at and starring this. But here we are.

No I’m not. I think it’s one of many arrows in the quiver for pennies. But it sounds like you are completely discounting the potential value.

Someone else asked this question too. I think the NHL has a vested interest in getting more eyes on their sport. I don’t think it is a great leap of faith to say that promoting & supporting the USWNT would be consistent with that goal. A similar example would be that USA Hockey — in partnership with the NHL — gives…

This is awesome. Both that they got some change and that they’ll play. Win-win. Way to go ladies. But come on USA Hockey. Quick math says, what are we talking about here, $1.5M - 2.0M/yr max? Are you kidding me with breaking your pick over that? Could the NHL really not fund that in the name of spreading the…

Really. You love to watch Chris Stewart work? You should watch that at 1/4 speed. Start at about 0:13 and go to about 0:20. And then pick it up at about 0:45 and go to about 1:00 or so. Take note of who drops the gloves first and how many punches Stewart absorbs and how many punches he lands. Answer key: …

This right here is what I thought too. What a bitch move to throw all those jabs when you’re down. I get that Wilson’s probably got to answer for the high stick and mostly because Wilson’s got a rap sheet. That’s fine, Caps fans love him other fans hate him and we can all have a detente with that state of affairs. …

Sir, you can’t hit from First Base, it doesn’t matter how strong you are. All hitting must be done from home plate. Maybe if power hitter Julio spent a little more time learning the rules, he’d have had a better shot to make the bigs. Just a thought.