Jeesuz Soccer. What the hell, man. It’s like you don’t want people to like you. We watch all the dives and flops where guys act out death scenes from Greek tragedies, and then get up and carry on like nothing ever happened. No big deal. I just spent 3 1/2 minutes of my life watching a guy walk around shaking…

exactly. And it’s not just true of health care. These tea partiers and freedom caucus people have no care if the positions they take are workable or have any real world implications. They just want bumpersticker solutions to incredibly complex issues that are often interrelated. And nearly half the country just…

That’s just not true. And I’m not paying him any sort of compliment here. And of course he’s been surrounded by plenty of people who know these fundamentals. These aren’t sophisticated or complicated concepts. They’re basic truths of insurance. They just don’t want the rest of us to have to help pay for those who…

I think the answer lies in the fact that there are no silver bullets when it comes to insurance. Republicans knew this, but it was much easier to demagogue the issue and shoot at the Evil Obamacare. Oh the turrible turrible mandates and penalties. These aren’t novel concepts that Democrats magically dreamed up. …

It doesn’t congeal??

I love this idea. I’m gonna go in the other direction from everyone. Substitute whiffle ball bats for all this other stuff. I will joust you in the nuts, bap you smartly in the ear, and you will be stunned and briefly humiliated and I will make whichever base. But you will still be able to play, and we can even…

Not if you capitalize Canuck. Inverse rule applies to Democrat in the States. (Btw, once some of you crazies do that long division, just STFU, I’m a D so it’s self loathing, which is allowed.)

Kid, this was your free tryout for the US Olympic Curling team and you straight blew it. SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

I mean, Chicks. Amirite??

Ketchup. With crab. You fucking savage.

WHAT. A. DICK.

I don’t know what the hell I just watched there. But I am intrigued by this lady’s apparently sheer bathing suit. I’d like to know more....

“privileges???” Oh no you don’t you m-f’er. This is my God-given RIGHT that’s right there in the DaGUM CONSTITUTION!!! Just another f’ing LIBTARD trying to wreck America.

Ahhh yes. Great idea. Let’s definitely get more of organized labor to drive the agenda of the Democratic party. Nothing screams march forward into the future like labor unions. Chrissakes.

That’s hilarious. But the real question, if the player still has to go to the box, does he feel shame, you know, and then he get free??

OK, good answer, thank you. So then if you did manage to ice the puck and get a whistle. You wouldn’t be able to change your guys out there but you could send the 5th man out??

#1 is really just a question of statistics recording.

“As far as petty shit goes, what is with Deadspin’s unabiding hatred for all things Simmons?”

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a Honeywell and looks just like this and has the same features. Got it when I had to replace my HVAC unit last August (weeeee!). This thing just works. I don’t know how much more you want a thermostat to…

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a…

This was easily the most predictable rule change to see coming.