Yeah, I get all that.

Yeah, but you don’t have to throw the four pitches to walk a guy any more. So no more needlessly long games now. Right?

#alwaysspellingtruthers

Rielly, 44??? Are you saying he’s trying to prevent a pass up the boards to Beagle and not just deny Wilson? Hahaha. Holy shit man, stick a croquet mallet in your bung, maybe that’ll straighten you out. It’s not as if Rielly’s stick is to the board side and Wilson goes to the other side to shoot. Chrissakes.…

Ummm, maybe that’s a reasonable game planning point to make if they had not keyed on him or something. But the guy grabbed the puck off the glass on a clearing attempt, dropped it onto his own stick, and then took more time loading up that rip than my 15-year old maddeningly does to unload his shot. What in the…

Oh GOOD PLAY NC legislators. You have made a check and ma .... wait, wait, what’s that now? There are a lot more schools in the ACC that are NOT from North Carolina that could actually impose an exit fee or whatever to equally ratfuck the NC schools in response to this? I mean, gosh, maybe even these states have…

I mean, to be fair, there is an actual statue of Rocky Balboa, the movie character in the city of Philadelphia. So they kinda get what they deserve here. It’s nicer and a better viewing experience, than the liberty bell, if we’re being honest.

The pool or the pond, the pond would be good for you ...

OK Trebek! I’ll take Penis Ton for $1000 ....

I DO know what sansabelt pants are but I love this ad you pulled up. And I was chuckling along with it until I got to “Now with extra large snack sack!” What the hell just happened there?! And why is the poodle looking at the Action Zone. Bad dog, knock it off.

Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called ....

I guess congratulations on posting a story with the most unavailable videos ever in it? Sorry.

Oh boy, I really hope the butt-cut man bun becomes a common style, because that a strong as shit look.

You bite your damned tongue. Hard. That is sacrilege. It’s all fun and games to make fun of the cry baby UK fans but DO NOT impugn the bourbon from Kentucky, sir. On the other hand, I’m pretty tired of all the recent interest in bourbon, driving up prices and squeezing demand, for hipsters mixing the good stuff…

Nahhh right back at ya. This thing you describe is what Bruins fans wish he was, because that’s his high water mark. Very occasionally, he does just enough subtly to get another player to do something stupid by getting under their skin with his antics. If that’s all he did, and contributed offensively, you’d be…

It’s been a heck of a week of NBA players trying to show that they have Unwritten Rules too. Or something. While most of me thinks this is all pretty stupid, there’s a part of me that is thinking I’m not even mad, I’m kind of surprise-impressed that NBA players care at all about stuff like this. Is this a sign of…

Oh god. Please tell me they weren’t doing butt stuff to each other. I think.

Makes me long for the good ole days of 2004. Even The Onion never saw THIS coming .... http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-11056 

Makes me long for the good ole days of 2004. Even The Onion never saw THIS coming .... http://www.theonion.com/blogp…

Sources for my opinion??? Nahhh, guess not.

What do you think, you’re gonna use the UNthreaded end??? Amateur.