Ahhh yes. Great idea. Let’s definitely get more of organized labor to drive the agenda of the Democratic party. Nothing screams march forward into the future like labor unions. Chrissakes.

That’s hilarious. But the real question, if the player still has to go to the box, does he feel shame, you know, and then he get free??

OK, good answer, thank you. So then if you did manage to ice the puck and get a whistle. You wouldn’t be able to change your guys out there but you could send the 5th man out??

#1 is really just a question of statistics recording.

“As far as petty shit goes, what is with Deadspin’s unabiding hatred for all things Simmons?”

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a Honeywell and looks just like this and has the same features. Got it when I had to replace my HVAC unit last August (weeeee!). This thing just works. I don’t know how much more you want a thermostat to…

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a…

This was easily the most predictable rule change to see coming.

But one exists. And it works better. And it comes in basically every knife set. I say go ahead and use it. Are you telling me you can cut crusty bread as well and as evenly with a chef’s knife or a paring knife without crushing the bread as you could with a bread knife? Because if that’s what you are saying then I…

or for seeding, if you like.

slice a tomato with it once and you will never do it any differently. same concept as the bread, hold both well, apply pressure and let edges do the work. No more mashed up tomatoes, or cut fingers!

people who cannot use a bread knife to safely and efficiently cut bread (and other things) are simply doing it wrong. The tool is very reliable, the user sometimes is not.

That is not surprising since a tomato knife is basically a smaller, slightly longer than a steak knife-sized, version of a bread knife!

THIIISSSSS!!!! The boning knife is my wife’s go to for cutting everything and it makes me insane. But I’m gonna fight over a boning knife? Turns out I don’t really ever use my boning knife (so many jokes, I know) so I just let it go and try to keep that boning knife sharp so she doesn’t filet herself.

Who does that?! No one would ever do that! I mean, I know, really everyone does that. But you know what I’m saying, right?!

Please keep in mind; if you’re streaming video to watch your favorite player shooting free throws, you’re consuming network resources that could be served to support the Warfighter.

disappointing this year. unfunny. boo.

two of the officers were credited with 1/2 a sack each.

OHHHHH. Well in that case ....

The parents of most of today’s NC State fans don’t even remember that or had to look it up.

I’m gonna get the papers. Get the papers.