I wonder what model EtchaSketch these videos were filmed on?

Real profile in courage there, right? If you listen real close with your sound turned up, you can actually hear his whimpers, and the urine trickling down his leg, dripping into the dugout.

What’s your problem man? Can you not see the fireman’s helmet or hear the drum? Honestly.

No. This is a good sports dad. Tall dad under basket watched all this futility and finally said, “boy, jump on my shoulder for a sec, scramble up there and get that rascal these fellas can’t reach down, hear?” And boy was all, “K. Almost. Got it.” Verdict: just a good kid who likes climbing and such.

Yeah, I hate to say it, but I’m pretty sure you’re totally wrong about Top Chef and that Big TV does in fact take a huge chunk of the restaurants you open after the show. Not just the first one either. I seem to remember it’s a big chunk of the first one and a smaller piece of each successive restaurant you open. …

Bunk beds? Please. This is minor league stuff. Check out the ones The U brought in at $9k a pop. I’ve seen them like this out in San Fran at tech companies too. Amazing.

We are all this lady.

I have been trying to make a good cheese dip forever. The one thing I’ve often failed to overcome is that too grainy texture when it’s all done. The flavors I was getting were great to my liking, and that’s pretty easy if you use ingredients you like (I am all in for the Monterey Jack and Chorizo), but the texture…

So is this just the worst managed construction project in history — honestly, this sounds like how projects end up when I try to build them myself — or is this a scam where someone’s getting rich by stealing all this. I’m not following the money I guess. Who is the villain here?

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian

Can you show me on the doll where Iceland touched you?

This is awesome. So many stories of shitty people and the shitty things they do, I’m glad we can still find good people like this just being decent human beings. It’s shocking to me that this needs to be lauded as extraordinary, but it does. Way to go baseballer and future Mrs. baseballer. You give me hope.

Eeehhhh, the problem might be “math” if that standard beer is 12 oz.

Yeah, but that Gere one is true. I got an email about it. So ....

I tapped out at 0:41 when he got on stage and started torturing some animal, apparently. Any sturdier souls know what happens after that point? I thought I could make a it a little further and then just ohmygod ohmygod HARD STOP.

Mop girl gets a touch there, and it’s being grossly undervalued. It’s really a bank pass off the wall that springs the whole play in the first place. Rat is rolling and on queer street as a result, only has time for that one bounce and attempted move to the left. And I mean, ok, lovely one-time there at the end but…

Um, slave owner guy. Go charge your phone.

I mean, the goalie obviously has to slide to his right, the one-timer goes against his motion, just never had a chance. This is why you go to the back post. Textbook.

I’m a dog guy through and through. But some life experience with some cool cats and stories like yours have taught me to have some side-eye-slow-head-nodding respect for cats and the shit they do. Undeniable.

I *think* he barely brushes the elbow with a finger tip. 1:08 of the video is best look of this. It does NOT impede the shot or follow through, however. Check out this video on the rule from NBA. Don’t you think this would apply?? That’s why I said I assumed the ref thought there was more contact that DID impede…